Funny Things We've Found While Scooping Poop

Because sometimes the job really stinks... and surprises us too!

At Jac Call of Doo Doo, we've seen it all. While most of our visits involve your pup's natural deposits, every now and then, we stumble upon something... unexpected. Here's a peek behind the scoop at some of the funniest (and weirdest) things we've found in Jacksonville yards.

1. Toy Takeovers

• Chewed-up Barbie arms

• Half-eaten tennis balls

• A very suspicious-looking stuffed unicorn

Apparently, dogs have a side hustle as toy hoarders and it all ends up in the poop zone.

2. The Mystery Shock epidemic

   
   

Why do dogs love socks? We don't know. But we've found so many buried like treasures, partially digested (yikes), or proudly displayed in the middle of the lawn.

3. Left Overs Gone Wild

We once found what looked like an entire slice of pizza. Another time? A whole chicken nugget. PSA: some dogs are clearly running secret Uber Eats operations.

4. Birthday Party Aftermath

We've seen balloon strings, confetti, cupcake wrappers, and party hats... all in one yard. Happy birthday, Fido?

5. The Royal Throne

And our favorite so far: a perfectly placed plastic crown sitting in the grass next to a very regal-looking pile. Coincidence? We think not.

Why we share this...

Yes, scooping poop is serious work for your health, your yard, and your time. But sometimes, we just have to laugh. Because at the end of the day, we're not just picking up after your pets... we're also collecting some great stories along the way.

Ready to stop scooping and start smiling?

Call us today and let us handle the dirty work!